The Zombie Apocalypse spreads to Lafayette Parish, Louisiana. Once again, bath salts appear to be the admin cause. Carl Jacquneaux, 43, while under the influence of bath salts, viciously attacks his ex-wife’s husband’s face (Todd Credeur), biting a chunk of skin and flesh around the eye and cheeckbone area.
So what are bath salts?
Why are there so many connections between bath salts and zombie attacks / cannibal attacks?
To begin with, bath salts are a stimulant. The symptoms of someone under the influence of the bath salt drug are:
- High blood pressure and Increased Pulse
- Increase in body temperature, causing some of the users to remove their clothing, as was the case with Rudy Eugene, on the Miami Causeway in Florida.
- Deep Psychosis
- Violant fits of rage, with tendancies to attack with the mouth
- Feeling of Invulnerability
This sounds like the perfect Zombie Drug to me.
NY Daily News Reports on Carl Jacquneaux in Louisiana:
The ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ lurches on.
A Louisiana man was arrested, handcuffed and shackled after allegedly biting a chunk out of a man’s face during an attempted robbery, according to an affidavit.
Carl Jacquneaux, 42, showed up at his ex-wife’s house June 2 – in violation of an order of protection she had taken out against him – and attacked Todd Credeur, her current husband. Jacquneaux repeatedly bit Credeur’s face, “removing flesh the size of a quarter,” the affidavit said.
Credeur told KATC-TV that was working in his front yard when he was attacked by Jacquneaux, adding that he was shocked when his face was bitten. Credeur sprayed wasp spray in Jacquneaux’s face in self-defe.
“Very unusual, it’s not something we see everyday,” said Scott Assistant Police Chief Kert Thomas.
His thirst blood apparently not satiated, Jacquneaux then went to a friend Billy Louviere’s house nearby, held him at knife point and said “I will kill you if you don’t tell me where your dad’s gun is.” Jacquneaux left Louviere’s house with the gun and was arrested at the dead end of a nearby street, an affidavit said.
A friend of Credeur’s told KATC-TV that she believed Jacquneaux was on bath salts, the same drug Miami cannibal Rudy Eugene took before eating Ronald Poppo’s face off down to his goatee over Memorial Day weekend.
Jacquneaux was charged aggravated second degree battery, violation of a protective order, aggravated burglary, simple battery and violation of probation. He is being held in Lafayette Parish Jail in lieu of $312,500 bond, reports KATC-TV.
Cops did not perform any blood tests on Jacquneaux, reports KATC-TV, they will never be able to confirm if he was taking the dangerous drugs or not.
Credeur was released from the hospital and is recovering at home, KATC-TV reported.
The Effects Of Bath Salts On The Brain: A Response To The Bath Salt Zombie Apocalypse Epidemic
In light of recent events, it seems that I should take a moment to contemplate the red flags springing up around our nation. I am speaking, of course, of the growing numbers of self-induced zombification.
A select few of us (those who would be reading this, and logging on to 401AK47.COM) are keeping a vigil watch and an open ear; for we few are aware that we are witnessing the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. There it is! I said it! A few weeks ago, as we are all aware, a man was found eating the face off another man. I will not re-hash the story because I’m sure we all know it and have formed our own opinions on the matter.
Following the incident in Miami, more reports of… well, zombification have risen. A case in Louisiana, now a mother in Texas, and another in Maryland. Authorities and the media have named the culprit as bath salts. OK… there is a new unregulated drug available to the public that causes zombie-like characteristics. In a rational world, case closed. Pull the substance, make it aware to consumers, and no one else is stupid enough to consume the product. Crisis averted… right?
We do NOT live in a rational world, and furthermore we are subjugated daily to the very plague responsible for the downfall of our species. Simply put, it is people. Everyone knows how bad this stuff is, but people still use it. It is the stupidity and lack of responsibility for their actions (that these people seem to care nothing about), that is bringing on the zombie apocalypse.
I am not blaming all people. In fact, there are large groups of people that do more good in this world than we are aware of. No, I am speaking specifically of that mob of people that sets common sense and rationale aside for hedonistic self-indulgence and the prospect of “a good time”.
Let us refer from here on to the idiots (let’s face it, they are only thinking with the ID region of their brains) as “people” and the conscientious as “persons”. After all, a person can be awesome, but let’s face it… people suck!
No doubt, there are skeptics among us that would argue that people are not turning into zombies because they are not dying first, then reanimating and going after our brains, and it isn’t contagious. In the famous words of a young yellow icon*, “au contraire mon frere”!
The people who would seek to plague us, generally are not people that diversify their friendships. There is a certain disregard for the responsibility of life in all its fragility and wonder. These people have lost the capacity to enjoy life for the sake of being alive. There is a disconnection from the excitement of being alive. People have traded their lust for life, for the rush of amphetamines. When the meth runs out, bath salts are available and they will do ANYTHING to feed the addiction to the rush.
Is that living?…
Once the poison of the bath salts has seized control of the brain, there is no return to normality. The ‘high’ may not be there, but those people will never find their former selves. The former has died and they are reanimated into people who would spread this epidemic on the rest of us.
So how will it spread? I can only speculate, but lend me your mind and I will write you a picture.
A man (if you can call someone who would do this a man)… okay… an idiot goes to the store and purchases some bath salts because it isn’t necessarily illegal, and it can’t get, or doesn’t want to mess with the illegality of meth… the ‘why’ is not important, only that it is purchased, and consumed. Said idiot is alone, this time, and though it doesn’t attack any persons on this occasion, the damage is done! The idiot is feeling poorly due to the subsequent, and inevitable psychological ‘come down’ that follows all drug-induced highs, so it calls its friend to come over and try it (misery loves company!). Enter second idiot. Both idiots are now engaged in a night of snorting and smoking bath salts. This time, however, something is triggered in idiot number one. What exactly triggers this effect is unknown. We can only observe the outcome. Someone gets eaten…
The two idiots are outside now, naked because the drug is causing them to overheat (fever, anyone?). One (or both) of the idiots are growling and jerkily tearing at each other (inability to control motor functions?). Police are called. Once on scene, the idiots are unresponsive to police commands. An officer discharges his/her firearm into one of the idiots… nothing… the idiot doesn’t even register the shot! Discharge number two… number three… number four!!! Eureka! Whether it was a head shot (which is what I’m leaning towards) or just enough of the vitals destroyed, one idiot is now dead, and the other is taken into custody and isolated in the hospital until it can be moved to be processed in the justice system. While in lock-up, the idiot meets people who, like it, are weak-willed and looking for a cheap high. It tells its story to anything with ears, and oh, are there ears in jail.
Now, one idiot has infected several people with the knowledge and temptation, and wouldn’t you know it, these idiots think (everyone say it with me now!) “It won’t happen to me!”, “because… blah, blah, blah!”.
Now I ask you… Is this not contagious?
Responsible persons, I implore you to arm yourselves for the safety of yourself and your families. If you witness or think you are witnessing people in the throw of zombification; avoid them, and notify the authorities. If you cannot avoid them or contact authorities… put one in their head and sleep well knowing you’ve done the world a favor! But hey, this is just one man’s advise, as I see it!
Bath Salt Zombie News: Richard Cimino Jr.’s Head-Gnawing Attack on Woman
The latest case of ‘alleged’ bath salt use once again ending in violence and cannibalism. This latest case in Pennsylvania, is just as strange a case as any.
Naked and hungry, Richard Cimino Jr. broke into a home, having stripped off all of his clothes prior, continued upstairs only to jump out of the second story window. Bloody and injured, he immediately began pursuing two women. Tackling one, Richard Cimino Jr. began gnawing on her head, all the while screaming like a wild animal.
The Times Tribune Reports:
Authorities suspect the Doylestown man who allegedly gnawed on a woman’s head in Hawley after stripping his clothes and jumping from a second-story window on Friday may have been under the influence of bath salts.
Richard Cimino Jr., 20, of Doylestown, had “allegedly” taken bath salts before the early morning incident Friday, said Wayne County District Attorney Janine Edwards, though that has not yet been confirmed by medical testing.
Mr. Cimino remains in Geisinger Community Medical Center in Scranton recovering from injuries suffered when he jumped from the second-floor window of a vacant home on Hudson Street in Hawley on Friday, after he stripped down to his underwear and unsuccessfully tried to break into another nearby home.
By the time he entered the vacant home at 521 Hudson St., Mr. Cimino had also taken off his underpants, state police said.
After the jump, Mr. Cimino went through the home’s garage then noticed two women walking down the street, state police said.
Naked and covered in his own blood because of the fall, Mr. Cimino approached the two women – Ann Monaghan and Nancy Dean-Corino, both of Hawley – and tackled Ms. Dean-Corino, according to state police.
Bleeding all over her, Mr. Cimino “began to gnaw” at Ms. Dean-Corino’s head, all while “screaming like an animal,” according to a state police press release.
The two women managed to escape and call police. Responding troopers found Mr. Cimino laying in the road covered in blood with severe injuries.
When Mr. Cimino – who state police described as acting delusional and confrontational – lunged at a trooper, another trooper deployed a stun gun, though he continued to act aggressively, even punching an emergency medical technician treating his injuries before he was transported to Geisinger Community Medical Center in Scranton.
State police later filed two counts each of aggravated assault, simple assault, indecent exposure and criminal mischief; three counts of burglary; and one count each of criminal trespass and defiant trespassing against Mr. Cimino.
The Hawley case bore striking similarity to another bizarre incident that took place in Miami earlier this year.
On May 26, Rudy Eugene attacked a homeless man in the South Florida city and chewed off most of the man’s face.
Mr. Eugene was shot and killed by Miami police and was widely suspected to have been under the influence of bath salts at the time of the grisly assault.
However, an investigation by the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner’s office later found no drugs in Mr. Eugene’s system except for marijuana.
As of Thursday, Mr. Cimino remained in GCMC where he was listed in good condition, said Wendy Wilson, hospital spokeswoman.
Ms. Edwards, the district attorney, said Mr. Cimino had not yet been arraigned as he remained hospitalized.
Newest Bath Salt Cannibal Zombie: Charles Baker Took a Bite Out of another man’s arm in Florida
Charles Baker, of Palmetto, Florida, went to his girlfriend’s house Wednesday night to visit his children…high on bath salts at the time. Entering the house, he started yelling and throwing furniture, and tearing off all of his clothes in a rage. When Jeffrey Blake, a man who lived at the house, attempted to stop this bath salt rage, Charles Baker bit off a chunk of his arm.
After being tased four times by police, having no effect, they were finally able to tackle and subdue the newest addition to the bath salt zombie apocalypse.
Huffington Post reports:
Florida man on drugs got naked, barged into his girlfriend’s house, bit a chunk out of a man’s arm and ate it, then powered through several cop-deployed Taser probes before getting tackled and arrested.
Those are just some of the allegations against Charles Baker of Palmetto, who is already being likened to the Miami man shot and killed after he got naked and chewed 75-percent of a homeless man’s face off.
Baker, 26, was visiting his children at his girlfriend’s house on Wednesday night, WPTV reported. He was allegedly high on an unknown substance when he started yelling, throwing furniture around the home, and taking off his clothes.
Jeffrey Blake, 48, who lives at the home, tried to stop the madness, but Baker reportedly chewed a slab of flesh from Blake’s arm. Somehow Blake was able to restrain him until cops arrived.
But the violence didn’t end there.
Baker was allegedly going wild, tensing his body and screaming at police, ABC News reported.
An officer deployed a Taser on Baker and he fell, but got back up and pulled out the probes. Then the officer used a handheld stun gun — twice — before he was able to subdue an apparently crazed Baker and arrest him.
Baker was taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation before he went to jail. He was allegedly high on unknown drugs during the melee.
It’s unclear if his children saw the episode.
It’s the third case of flesh-biting in Florida similar to the Miami incident in as many weeks. On Saturday, Giovanni Martinez allegedly bit into the arm of a hospital nurse and threatened to eat hospital staff’s faces off “like that guy in Miami.”